Country number: 66
Territory number: 71
When? January 2003, Side trip from South Africa
‘It is best to bind up the finger before it is cut.’
I fly into Maseru, the capital of Lesotho, discovering, only when my passport is demanded, that it is a separate country from South Africa and a complete contrast . I skid, in my hired Corolla (with CD player blaring more Johnny Clegg) down very rural dirt tracks. I’m glad it’s not my own car. On the edge of the Drakensberg Mountains, there are wild pale emerald fields, rich red soil and soaring spiky aloes. Also a rusting road barrier, and the local bobby.
“Why you no married? No want? What about me?”
To Malealea. Stone rondavels and stunning scenery, pouring rain, dramatic thunderstorms and two rugged Afrikaner adventure tour operators. The dynamic duo, Johannes and Andries, are in charge of pony trekking, rock climbing, 4 WD driving (constant competition as to who can be the most manic driver), abseiling and river rafting.
I choose the least potentially exhilarating of the options on offer and go pony trekking along the mountain ridges. Well, the pony ambles along walking where it wants and eating when it wants and takes me with it. I’m very happy- the views are incredible- and a few of the locals, wrapped in multi coloured blankets, amble along with us, chatting amicably.
The next day it’s river rafting in the pouring rain. I’ve no idea what the scenery is like. I can’t see. The men do the rafting and their little Staffie terrier spends the whole day scrambling on and off the inflatables, terrified, leaping onto dry land and then back again as she sees us disappearing into the distance. She’s not the only animal swimming, as cattle too, follow us along the river bed.
There’s no cell signal at Malealea. I drive to the top of Paradise Pass six kilometres from Malealea Valley where I’m staying and scramble to the top of the hill. There’s a signal here. I meet two Swiss girls texting their boyfriends.
“Cell Phone Hill” we laugh.
In the evening we have a camp fire and Andries croons Leonard Cohen to his guitar. Lady Midnight follows me to bed